The monk and his friends convene and decide it shall be a morally satisfying weekend for almost all, as the vermin are given an almighty shoeing at Leicester, Super Frank slays the twelve men of tiny horse Chelsea, Liverpool are scuttled at the Boleyn, and Spurs & Everton both lose at home. Only Big Mesut spoils the karma by having his first good game in an Arsenal shirt.

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