No more empty stadium games please, too spaced out and weird. Just ban home fans, bish bash bosh.

Chelsea trounce someone or other. Boring.

Arsenal's new signing super keeper was apparently injured when he arrived. Lool. Probably starting with a child in goal, plus two teenagers in the back four. Still, it's only fucking Anderlecht.

Liverpool going to get toasted. Almost tempted to watch that instead and see how Hames is getting on.

Any other AOB?