Use this thread to post riddles, then have people guess what the answer is, no googling and no spoiling it for others if you already know the answer.

Here's an old classic to get everyone (and I fucking mean everyone, do NOT make me cut you) started:

I ride into town on Friday, stay two nights and leave on Friday: How is this possible?

(Producer said to me I got the thread of the year I said ma0sm didn't do it so get the fuck outta here)