NO MORE SPANKING
NO MORE WOMEN HAVING ORGASMS AND THEN SQUIRTING A BIT
NO MORE CALLING A WOMAN 'A BAD GIRL'

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

i reckon the tories are just an art installation demonstrating how to be terrible at everything and have unrelentingly awful opinions. One day charles saatchi's gonna walk out into the house of commons with damian hirst and they'll explain everything and it'll all be better