1. Word for Windows 1.0 - The original and best
2. Office Word 2007 12.0 - A doozy – back on track after a tumultuous few years
3. Word for Windows 6.0 - Flawless
4. Word 95 7.0 – Probably the best mid-nineties word processing platform
5. Word 2002 10.0 – What more can be said?
6. Word for Windows 1.1 - A massive drop off in quality from 1.0
7. Word for Windows 1.1a – A disgusting exercise in moneyspinning
8. Word 2013 – Pile of vomit
9. Word 98 8.5 (Only sold as part of Office 97) - Twat
10. Word for Windows 2.0 - Wanker
11. Word 2000 9.0 – Made by tossers
12. Office Word 2003 11.0 – Fuck off microsoft
13. Word 2010 14.0 – Only for cunts