This is already the best day ever. I just went through one of those hands over your head airport body scanners. Step out and the guy asks to check under my arms, pointing at the bulge on the scan. Has a quick feel.

"I think your muscles set it off"

That's right, my lats were deemed a security risk. Aphex 1, life 0.

10 hour flight coming up but nothing can bring me down from this high.