well a secret agent who moves very slowly with some quiet yelping. Just snuck off the ward to meet my mate Sean outside. My reward, pack of smokes, some Haribo and an SD card full of movies. YAS!!!

Of course upon returning to the ward I discovered it was locked and I had to buzz the buzzer and let myself in for a stern czech telling off.

This is the most exciting thing I have done in the past week.

The End.