Parsefone's probably just about over 229_2 killing off his bumper bank holiday weekend edition.

Not a lot happening today, really. Arsenal v Liverpool, Dortmund v Bayern, a few other Prem games but no shocks likely.

Arsenal 2 Liverpool 1
Everton 1 Southampton 2
Leicester 0 West Ham 1
United 5 Villa 0
Swansea 2 Hull 1
West Brom 1 QPR 1
Chelsea 2 Stoke 1

Shoot...