Tell me about the bitterness, the destroyed possessions, the drunk phone calls, the revenge porn etc.

Nothing's just happened in my life obvs.

Or alternatively post pictures of cute weevils.

Here's one to be going along with https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9b/6c/96/9b6c96c0bfbf4ff23adaef0609395a37.jpg