Some friend of my mother-in-law said she had an old slide and did we want it. I wasn't too fussed but we said yes. She said she would bring it over in her 4x4. My wife put together quite an expensive lunch for her. She didn't bring the slide. Then she said she would bring it another time but then she couldn't get it apart. We were told that we would have to come round the next weekend for me to take it apart. So I went and took it apart but it doesn't fit in my car. She's coming round this weekend for a BBQ at ours for my mother-in-law's birthday when she claims she will bring it. We are now being told that she has said that we have to buy her a bottle of wine and flowers for this fucking slide. What the fuck is this? I'm fuming but not allowed to kick off.

What shall we talk about in this thread? Favourite chutneys?