When I went to Tezzer's to buy an ice scraper thing for the car, they had a 99p Value one and a £1.50 Deluxe one. My thought process was literally "you're doing alright for yourself now, bit of money in your pocket - you can stretch to the extra 51p for the Deluxe one. Go on. Treat yourself."

It's shit. Doesn't have a sponge thing so my wing mirrors are mucky and I can't see a bloody thing in them through the glare when it's wet and I'm going to break a cyclist's neck and it's all because some Tezzer's marketing genius played my ego like a fiddle.

You?