Left it out for the trash-eating stinkbags* this morning and I've come home to find that they ripped the black bin bag open to see what it was and decided against taking it (the pricks).

It's one like this http://debenhams.scene7.com/is/image/Debenhams/5019244361315?$V7PdpLarge$ before you get all 'why don't you turn it into a planter and grow some lovely dill and courgettes' about it. Should I bang it in for recycling? Help me Day Sleepers!†

*bin men
† I'll bump this tomorrow morning