Can't be arsed scrolling to the end of that mamouth thread every time someone posts a smiley face about Nathan Redmond's shinpads...

Wenger has a mental and bid £20m for Jamie Vardy.

United are signing Messi again. Season ticket sales obviously slow.

Koeman to Everton. Fair do's, a much bigger gig, tbh.

Di Matteo goes to Villa to talk fluked European Cups.

Neil Lennon to Hibs.

Bellerin to City the new rumour doing the rounds. Would make sense, i guess. Some talk they'll only sell if we take Wilshere as well. Hmmm.

Diafra Sakho to Sunderland but not really.

AOB?

#noEurosCHAT