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Default That present...@ The Fighting Cocks KT2 THURSDAY 12th FEB

Shield Your Eyes: - www.myspace.com/leavethetapesrunning

Discordant, sharp, heavy, delicate and beautiful...kinda like a broken pair of rusty vintage pinking shears dipped in gold and wrapped in a bone corset set to TIGHT.

Silent Front: - www.myspace.com/silentfront

Phil and the gang play 18th Century French military marching songs with just a hint of grapefruit bitterness topped off with double whipped cream and a glass of port. Mmmmm, Captains table.

GIN PANIC: - www.myspace.com/ginpanicnet

Staying on a military theme...have you ever heard the sound of a four chair dinner table set loaded with cake being launched through a Boing 767 engine? No? Well...neither have I but I bet it sounds something like this... CCCRRRUNKKKRAACKSQUELCHUNK.

Ocean Bottom Nightmare: - www.myspace.com/oceanbottomnightmare

Nottingham is a nice place. OBN come from there and so did HP sauce. Fruity.

Doors at 8pm
Where ye shall cross yonder door keep with a bag of 4 gold coins (that be pounds)

Tally ho.