THIS SITE HAS BEEN ARCHIVED AND CLOSED.

"If you want to take your family through borders, from ocean to ocean, call M I A... 1-800, M I A... row-da-boat.com."

Lol. Scant regard for Home Office dictats leads to natty fashion sense, an oddly unplaceable drawl and one of the best records of recent times. Then there's this, the second part in M.I.A.'s tour diary - you may not have seen the first, either, so we've loaded that up for you too.