Hello capital-dwellers

So it's been at least a week, possibly two since fluoro-loving disco noiseniks HEALTH last skidaddled into The Big Smoke. You'd perhaps given them up for dead and thus stopped checking to see if they were playing gigs, but don't worry - LA's most prolific London giggers were merely touring something called 'the rest of the world'. Come Monday they're back in town play the Garage - or Relentless Garage, as you may prefer to call it, who knows? - and DiS is offering a pair of free tickets.

To win, simply post below with a brief description of what your Monday night would entail if you DON'T go, and we'll decide who needs the tickets most. Like the good Samaritans we are. The jolly good Samaritans.